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TAKE A CHILL PILL PERSON-
Random Person #1: HEY DUDE WANNA KNOW THIS WANNA KNOW THAT HEY HEY DUDEEEEEE
Random Person #2: Calm down bud-
Random Person #1: I CAN'TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Random Person #2: TAKE A CHILL PILL DUDE
Random Person #1: ...UH..YEAH I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT...
The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a savage creature discovered by Allison Hay and Aleena (last name unprovided) The hairy dude has been spotted approximately 46 times and is known to always be hidden climbing in a tree. No one has ever seen the creature outside of a tree. Studies have shown it likes oak and pine trees and hates maple trees. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a very hairy looking creature, almost looks like a shorter, shrunken Bigfoot. It will sometimes be found wearing Hawaiian swim trunks. There are is a large bounty on the creature and if found, captured, and brought in alive, you could be rewarded up to $300,000,000.00 but beware, if you don’t hocus focus poopy, the hairy dude could eat you alive. It quickly hungers if it doesn’t get its regular doses of Chex thingies
Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?
Aleena: why yes, *pulls off disguise to reveal thee very hairy creatures face* aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh
A uniquely female way to say "Fuck Off". Commonly abbreviated as SMTD.
Liz: "working overtime again?"
Rachel: "yeah, John called out again, so I'm working a double shift. He can suck my tits dude!!"
a more inclusive way of saying MAH DUDES
person a: *to group of friends* MAH DUDES AND DUDETTES
everyone: *silence*
person a: *some big important announcement*
Allowing an otherwise gay comment to be said from one guy to another.
See: No Homo
John: Dude... I love your shirt. Where did you get it? With all dude respect.
Chris: No problem man. I got it on sale at the Gap.
I'll see you later, take care.
Other variations: Later dude, peace; LDP.
Person 1: "I'll see you later my sarsippian brother-man"
Person 2: "Late' dude, peace."
It means "Nice snowboard dude!". Nothing else.
Just post it as your status and put it in the comments section of other posts!