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you say this when someones a simp, being mean, gay faggit or something else idk.
Why do you keep talking to her you simp your mean. no im not. cap Stop being mean dude you so goofy ahh bazonkadoink.
The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a savage creature discovered by Allison Hay and Aleena (last name unprovided) The hairy dude has been spotted approximately 46 times and is known to always be hidden climbing in a tree. No one has ever seen the creature outside of a tree. Studies have shown it likes oak and pine trees and hates maple trees. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a very hairy looking creature, almost looks like a shorter, shrunken Bigfoot. It will sometimes be found wearing Hawaiian swim trunks. There are is a large bounty on the creature and if found, captured, and brought in alive, you could be rewarded up to $300,000,000.00 but beware, if you don’t hocus focus poopy, the hairy dude could eat you alive. It quickly hungers if it doesn’t get its regular doses of Chex thingies
Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?
Aleena: why yes, *pulls off disguise to reveal thee very hairy creatures face* aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh
A uniquely female way to say "Fuck Off". Commonly abbreviated as SMTD.
Liz: "working overtime again?"
Rachel: "yeah, John called out again, so I'm working a double shift. He can suck my tits dude!!"
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a more inclusive way of saying MAH DUDES
person a: *to group of friends* MAH DUDES AND DUDETTES
everyone: *silence*
person a: *some big important announcement*
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Allowing an otherwise gay comment to be said from one guy to another.
See: No Homo
John: Dude... I love your shirt. Where did you get it? With all dude respect.
Chris: No problem man. I got it on sale at the Gap.
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I'll see you later, take care.
Other variations: Later dude, peace; LDP.
Person 1: "I'll see you later my sarsippian brother-man"
Person 2: "Late' dude, peace."
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"Some Creepy Dude is so awesome and he totally didn't type this like 3 minutes ago"
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