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Occurs usually in cultural areas. A Ghetto Iphone is when someone plays their music from their phone very loud which is usually just a ringtone. It's very annoying and some people feel it's appropriate to play their "Ghetto Iphones" in public places like on buses and light rails. Very Annoying
"Babreeyyy I cwan mwake you bed wock."
"That idiot is playing "Bedrock" from his ghetto iphone. God that's annoying.
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A cookie consisting of two Oreo's covered by chocolate frosting
I told Kate that she was my favorite person in the world so she made me some ghetto cookies using oreos and chocolate frosting
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The term for the sort of low quality smoking device one is sometimes forced to make when one wants to smoke but has no pipe. ghetto blasters are often made from plastic bottles and tin foil, as well as a whole host of other random materials (a snorkel and an avocado, for instance)
entomologically, it's origin comes from the term for a low quality stereo... it is used by white kids in an effort to sound cooler by using terms that make them sound like they are from the streets.
1. "ghetto blaster" is a very stupid term that i hate, but everyone in my town insists on using it
2. aw maaan... you didn't bring a pipe?! guess we're gonna have to make a ghetto blaster.
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Ghetto-ade is a type of "sports" drink.
Ghetto-ade is manufactured for and by "athletes" the world over to relieve dehydration from excessive drinking, over-indulgence in salty snacks of the flaming-hot variety and generally masking the un-appetizing microbial-infested municipal cesspool water coursing through rusty iron pipes.
The Ghetto-ade recipe varies across different cultures and socio-economic contexts. Generally, the formula is one part anything not water and between 5 and 100 parts water. A wide range of flavors can be had, including: orange, lemon wedge, grape jelly, pure cane sugar, Mrs. Butterworth's, day-old coffee with cream, unidentifiable (red), food coloring, banana cream pie, pocket lint, flat cola beverages, water and of course Gatorade.
"Man, I'm parched, hook me up with some Gatorade."
"We don't have any of that."
"Well, mix me up some Ghetto-ade, I think there is a drop of Sunny D at the bottom of a bottle in the garbage can"
"Damn, we didn't pay the water bill..."
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the pipe that a jib tech warrior uses to smoke his or her methamphetamine from
"Barker, pass the ghetto dick already, I'm getting tired, you icehead."
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something orginated by broke people that is good no matter how much money you have
This morning I was doing it ghetto-fabulous. I had a fried bologna sandwich.
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Noun. (1) Characterized by the type of gestures typified by inhabitants of the ghetto; (2) One who uses the neck and head in a ghetto-esque way to exaggerate or otherwise accompany their speech; (3) A neck that is not good see "ghetto" as a general slang term for "of poor quality"; (4) A disease that causes indignant head gestures in those afflicted also known as tensor fascia necka which can be alleviated, though not cured, with topical ointments such as "neck on," which is applied directly to the neck ("neck on, apply directly to the neck. neck on, apply directly to the neck. neck on, apply directly to the neck").
Even though she was not speaking aloud, Amanda had ghetto neck when she wrote that email.
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