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James

Sure there's a bit of a firey dragon waiting to set you ablaze should you disagree with him inside James but behind that big beast there's also a big softie just wanting love and head rubs. James will lead you on epic campaigns, teach you everything he knows about online gaming and cook you a tasty dinner even after he's had a long day at work. Sure he'll mock your scrabble words but he'll also take you camping and toast you marshmallows and tell you you're beautiful when you're sick with a terrible cold. If you take care of your James he will be your best friend, your fiercest advocate, the love of your life and a hell of a good time in bed. So take care of your James cuz if you don't he'll mess your shit up.

A James is like a porcupine, basically a spiky teddy bear, cute and cuddly but will cut you if you're not cuddling him right.

Look out, it's a James and it looks angry, quick feed him and tell him he's pretty!

I love me some James.

by NerdGirlvsTheWorld January 6, 2018

2πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


James

A person with a big dick

Girl- omg I slept with JAMES last night!
Other girl- omg from his name it sounds like he had a big dick

by Chickenpotlolpop May 21, 2018

2πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


James

James is a boy that feels left out when he does everything, and barely has any friends, and he has dated at least 4 of your friends. He seems like he is the worst boyfriend you can ever have, but girls feel like he is the best boyfriend you can ever have. James thinks he is super ugly, but the girls. Never tell him how hot he actually is.

Person one: OMG! James is so hot!
Person two: I know right! He has dated 4 of us already!

by FriendlyFire341 January 2, 2020

2πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


James Penguin

Penguin, James Penguin. A christmas song written by country artist Brad Paisley. He is Santa's spy and helps him out every now and then. Mr. Penguin is similar to James Bond, except he keeps tabs on all the children with his secret spy equipment.

He's Penguin, James Penguin, that dapper little guy. Like a well dressed duck in a three peice tux, he's santas secret spy.

by Jonesdiggity April 6, 2008

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


james warmerdam

(1)an act of utter disregard for the rules of society. complete and absolute stupidity without the aid of paraphenalia.

(2)a man-whore.

1. Dude, that guy is totally warmerdaming on that chick.

2. I think tonight it's time to pull a James.

by mumbo jumbo March 21, 2005

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


james warmerdam

to be tweaked out of one's mind without the use of any drugs, alcohol or medication.

man, this guy isnt even high... hes been jamesin' it the whole time!

by not truman March 21, 2005

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


majik jame

very smexy, makes majik jame noises, is a pterodactyl, is very majik, not a dog but likes dogs, doesn’t like furrys or cats

majik jame is very smexy

by zhendry2007 March 14, 2021

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž