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When a dude receives a secret hand job in the middle of lecture
That guy totally got a handy from that hot chick in class.
Yeah, it's been a big year for the mexican landgrab
When two people are 69ing under the covers. You finger each others assholes, fart, remove fingers and rub any shit/ass scent under eachothers noses.
This is a hybrid move of the Dutch Oven and the Dirty Sanchez.
"Last night we gave eachother a Dutch Mexican."
"Damn you smell like you just came from having a Dutch Mexican"
"Have you ever participated in a Dutch Mexican?"
"No Dude, that's gross."
Sexual act where in the female is anally penetrated while simultaneously the clitoris is stimulated with a windmilling clock wise motion usually accompanied by pulling of the hair to maintain control of partner.
She agreed to a second date after I gave her a Dutch Mexican.
When you grab her by the hair and ride her into the sand
Dallas grabbed Amy and plowed her face into the sand like a Mexican snowmobile
the act of putting 2 or more substances in your mouth and vigorously shaking your head then swallowing
cam: hey sarah want to mexican blender this pre workout with me
sarah: yeah pass me the creatine
When there is a schlong on either side of a glory hole and they each try to push their schlong all the way through, fighting for dominance and to decide who's is going to get sucked.
I went to the gloryhole the other day and ended up in a Mexican Swordfight
Having a dump when you can feel the rumble tumble in your stomach. Its a mix of pee and poop forming a solid that is different than diarreah.
Avandre:Damn son I had the biggest mexican splurt ever, it was scary.
Cam: I know I couldn't trust my farts, so I took it to the toilet, but it was just an air fart.
Avandre: Damn.
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