lazy turd

Noun: A turd that is flattish and in-between being diarrhea and the perfect turd.

A person who is way lazier than a couch potato.

Sorry, I can't talk to you right now, my cat just took a lazy turd on my wife and now she wants me to abandon him.

GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS OFFA MY GODDAMN COUCH YOU DUMD ASS LAZY TURD!

2👍 1👎

Corker turd

The solid turd holding back the diarrhea. The solid turd before a blow out.

I thought everything was fine but once the corker turd passed, I couldn't get off the toilet.

2👍 1👎

teabag turd

When a rogue unflushed turd is left for a few hours in the toilet bowl and takes on the appearance of a spent tea bag.

"I went to the toilet this morning and someone had left a teabag turd in there."

2👍 1👎

ghost turd

When you have a dump and you don't have to wipe your arse

Man 1: wow, i just had a huge ghost turd!

man 2: Nice one.

22👍 35👎

Turd Basket

An alocholic drink in which a shot of Jagermeister is dropped into a half pint of Red Bull and chugged. Similar to an Irish car bomb.

Bartender, may I please have a round of turd baskets for the guys?

9👍 12👎

Turd Furguson

A very shitty person who often smells like he or she was passed from the bowels of an 80 year old woman.

See Curtis....that's all the explaining you need. Turd Furguson

10👍 14👎

turd crimp

1. (noun) A radial deformation in an otherwise linear feces, occuring due to the application of sphicter force.

2. (adjective) A derogatory term applied to a person or other source of temporary irritation.

1. "When my sister unexpectedly banged on the bathroom door, it caused an involuntary turd crimp."

2. "That fricken turd crimp gave my sister a Philly Fake Out last night."

6👍 7👎