Chicken N Waffle

A sexual act in where a male or female performs a handjob (choking the chicken) while eating out his asshole (waffle). No syrup is necessary.

Hey chuck, how much did you pay for that chicken n waffle you got in Tijuana? Did you shit in her mouth?

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waffle-iron syndrome

When your internet is not working properly, or on the fritz.

"Damn bro, i'm really suffering from waffle-iron syndrome. I wish my internet was working."

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Soggy Waffle Cone

Same event as Soggy Waffle only they jerk-off into a waffle cone and the loser has to eat it bottom up enjoying a nice hot load.

Phil just had to eat that whole Soggy Waffle Cone!

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douche waffle

when you fuck a girls blue waffle soo hard that she bleeds,, then you simply put a tampon/dildo in her cunt and make her lick the blood of of it

i soo fucking douche waffled that girl like there was no tomoroow

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shafted twat waffle

When you want to make fun of someone, so you say shafted twat waffle because it's one of those words.

Uh, that crackhead

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roffle my waffle

The act of fondling balls in front of at least 4 females.

lawl gayry noobman roffle my waffle lawl

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rofl my waffle

1)an exclamation of suprise.
2)an insult and a hint toward homosexuality....

1)The Pope's got cancer? Well ROFL my waffle!

2)hey baby why dont you come rofl my waffle and tongue my balls. I have syrup ;)

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