Wet Mammo

Short for wet mammogram. When you place your breast into a teacup and pour hot water. And then you steep it with hot water.

Get your sick ass to the kitchen and fix yourself a wet mammo.

wet campus

A name given to a university when alcohol is allowed and sold on college grounds.

College parties are right next to your dorm Sonny, it's a wet campus!

wet bagles

When your bagles are wet/moist/damp.

Dang, I got wet bagles.

wet millie

When one shits on ones finger with the wetest of shits and uses said finger to administer a wet Willie to some ones ear hole.

I gave my girlfriend a wet millie after I took a very watery shit.

Wet regret

The feeling of which a lesbian is disappointed or unsatisfied which her most recent sexual encounter.

'OMG Cheryl I can't believe what I did last night! I'm filled with so much wet regret right now'

Wet Jilly

Like a wet willy but delivered in-between the butt cracks of an unsuspected victim.

As Jenn bent over to reveal her plumbers crack she became an unsuspecting victim of the Wet Jilly

Wet Keyboard

A wet keyboard is when a women bends over and begins removing and incerting the keys of a keyboard into her vagina. The women then masturbates untill she squirts and releases the pieces onto the keyless keyboard.

I am getting a "Wet Keyboard" from my sister tonight! I CANT WAIT