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hey yo ma lemme get yo number

A line that the famous Viner King Bach uses as a pickup line. It obviously means let me get your number.

-Hey yo ma lemme get yo number.
-Hell no.

by TheseHoesIsLoyal May 22, 2017


Smash Yo Biscuits

(Can be used in a lot of ways- see examples)

Girl, if you eat any more of that pasta its gunna to smash yo biscuits!

Sally didn't make it to work today because I smashed her biscuits last night!

Did u see Jimmy smash Tom's biscuits? Aww, hes gunna be sore tomorrow...

Dang Gramma! These snickerdoodles are smashin' my buscuits!

by shortyshort556 December 7, 2011

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yo mama jokes

if you sill say yo mama jokes you are gay and have no friends

yo mama so fat she looks like a planet lol that is why yo mama jokes are trash

by Pizza duck๐Ÿ˜Š February 8, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yo-kai Watch

A Japanese anime series that was once dubbed as "the pokemon killer", produced by Level-5 (the same people that did Inazuma Eleven and Professor Layton). It takes the Japanese folklore creatures (aka. youkai) and makes them into a more cartoon-ish look more suited to kids. (AND I CANNOT THINK HOW GOOD JIBANYAN IS. They make him like the Pikachu of the series, imo.)

May also relate to the the most inferior thing the US has ever seen, the US dub of the original anime (which ran for 2 great seasons, and the embarrassing third one exclusive to Disney XD (US ONLY) with a new production company). This results in mass disappointment, which Japan is making them the laughing stock by having their third game in the 3DS (game is currently japan-only, but coming soon to international release) series by introducing "merican yo-kai".

Also corresponds to the worst toy line by Hasbro (which btw, is still inferior to the japanese Bandai merch available), now selling in dollar stores for around $1-4.

guy 1: yo-kai watch is a ripoff of pokemon
guy 2: boi, how can you tell?
guy 1: take a look for yourself
guy 2: *after watching a couple of the us dub episodes* wtf is this shit? it almost looks so similar.
guy 1: told you. I just don't like their voices, imo. It sounds so off...

by justin/Gintarjo April 1, 2019

11๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


ride yo dick

to start rankin on some poe lil nigga dat think he hard

antwone imma ride yo dick if yo ass dont shut tha fuck up tryin to act all hard but guess wut nigga yo ass softa den a pancake

by x0 LuCi0uS March 11, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


butter yo bread

To liberally apply butter or margarine to one's lover's buns (buttocks) in preparation for anal sex.

Baby gurl come over here, I'm gonna butter yo bread tenderly ;)

by BG42 February 2, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Check yo self before you wreck yo self

a saying that means you better watch before you step over that thin line and get yo ass into serious trouble.

Whoa whoa wait a minute nigga...you wanna pull out a .380 on me??? Fool you better chiggity-check yo self before you wriggity-wreck yo self!

by Nick D February 27, 2003

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