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1. When you're blue-balling, backed up with cum and ready to explode and just let some nut fly.
2. When you're ready to just whip your wang out and piss like there's no tomorrow.
Stacy: Alright Tom, I gotta go. Work just called me in.
Tom: Yo, you didn't finish giving me head, I mean, you have no clue what it's like walking around with a Loaded Piss Gun.
Stacy: Fine! (Gets on her knees and finishes sucking Tom off. Then Tom ejaculates all over her Applebee's work shirt)
Tom: Baby, you know I love you. Man, I need a cig.
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this is what happens when you are peeing and you suddenly lose control of your pee stream and little drops come out at hi speed.
oh god this will take a while to clean up. DARN YOU GATLING GUN OF PEE
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Its when you put Duct Tape around your cock and piss hole and then Violently Masturbate so that when you climax your Cum has nowhere to go, like a Broken Squirt Gun,(Squirt Guns would always jam up with water)
Dude, I'm so bored you wanna go outside and play with Broken Squirt Guns.
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Three Toy Guns is a phrase that some one may use when accidentally texting someone that they didn't mean too...such as your mother.
Used mostly for drug cover-ups...Such as when someone texts there mother instead of their friends, saying that they just bought three grams of weed for 50 dollars.
text- DUDE! i just totally bought three grams of weed for 50 dollars! thats such a score!
reply back from mother- Three grams of what?!
text-uuuuuuhhhhhh i ment to say three toy guns for 5 dollars....sorry for the mix up..
reply back from mother- yeah..oookk...get home...NOW
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A song in the Beatles' White album written by John Lennon. The phrase "happiness is a warm gun" is a metaphor for "happiness is getting laid." Like a gun is warm after firing it, happiness in this song is compared to having had satisfying sexual activity.
just like the song states: happiness is a warm gun
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What would normally be described as a "tampon applicator". It's that plastic thing you find in the bathroom garbage can.
I was takin' a piss and I looked down at the garbage and I saw one of them "twat gun shells" in there. Grossed me the fuck out!
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