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Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp
Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT
Ripped,strong,athletic,sexy,hot,has great hair,chick magnet
Girl1:Brooke are you dating Matt Meyers
Girl2: yes
Girl1:you are so lucky
Matt South is the typical white boy, who uses slang such as, lit, fam, and sol. He also loves to share random sexual stories with his friends on Xbox live party's. Usually, this particular person is very retarded and thinks of the most random, autistic things you can ever imagine. Oh wait you can't imagine it because no living soul would ever think of the stuff Matt South thinks of.
Oh hey, Mark that kid over there is such a Matt South
National Nice to Matt day. Must be kind no mean jokes.
Hey don’t forget to compliment Matt tomorrow, it’s Matt Appreciation Day
This bloke rubs his large belly either circular motion or patting.
HomeBush will blow you away with the amount of Hot wind 🌬️ he dribbles
MATT HOMEBUSH "That's what the Bushman Reackons"
Biggest Shlong 13+incher, anaconda downstairs, layed back chill mf, possible missing k9s, borderline anorexic, shy freak, lil maniac in bed. 1.3 mil tik tok wife. Mk hella chill bro count on dis mf make u laugh. mk bro best bro in da universe, D1 Demon
OMG MATT KUHL MAKES MY INSIDES HURT