bus stop buddy

An acquaintance that you have for the sole purpose of text messaging them when you are bored or otherwise free of time. The extent of your relationship typically stays at the level of superficial text message exchanges and rarely (if ever) blossoms into a real world interaction.

(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!

Bus Hobo

A person who's always on the bus that grabs stranger's breasts or groins.

Bus Hoboing: The act of grabbing a stranger's breasts or groins on the bus

'That dude so bus hoboed me today!!'

'I wanna bus hobo her!!'

Moose on the bus

When you shit on the bus and smear it all over the bus and windows.

Cooper left a moose on the bus after school today

Stuff the Bus

When you take a girl and put two cocks in her mouth, two in her ass, and two in her pussy

Jimmy, Tom, Bill, Ben, Joe, and Mike are gonna Stuff the Bus with Katy from work later today.

School bus driver

When you’re engaging in doggy style vaginal intercourse and you insert your thumb in the woman’s asshole and with your fingers raised, move your hand left and right as if your hand is on a steering wheel.

I met up with Amy last night, gave her the old school bus driver.

russ bus

nickname for russell. a chill dude who is sick at fortnite and thinks he’s muslim as a child even tho he’s just not. voice cracks for him r lit and he’s super nice.

russ bus just got 5 wins on fortnite in 2 hours!

clown bus

A very small bus, such as a 30’ ElDorado National E-Z Rider, especially one with Voith transmission

We’re riding the orbit clown bus in Tempe!