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I lemon you.

"I lemon you." means “I am jealous of you” or “I hate you”. It’s commonly used between close friends. The origin of this phrase is uncertain, but it may have something to do with the feeling you get after eating a lemon, which makes you uneasy, unhappy, or a little bit angry.

-My sugar daddy just bought me a fancy car.
- I lemon you.

by Double-Clips May 10, 2020


I guess you don’t like me

You just don’t know how hard I have it right now

I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.

I guess you don’t like me

by March 12, 2022


I Never Loved You, Im Sorry

Something somebody will say when they are in a relationship with somebody they never loved, they may have felt pressured to accept a confession or we're just trying to play with somebody's feelings and felt bad about it later.

Peerson 1) I never loved you, im sorry
Person 2) ...

by Internet_Axle October 24, 2022

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I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?

Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."

by von groovy September 7, 2024


I like you Gabriel

You will search this up if you are in lobe with a gabriel. I am in love with one their just so nice and cute. I LOVE YOU BABE.

I like you Gabriel like a lot.

by ,mnzbxfjhasdghfkjabf December 23, 2023


i hear you hummin

a non-formal reply by an authoritative figure in response to a subordinates complaints or concerns

"I understand that Jane can be hard to work with, trust me, I hear you hummin John"

by Bubbamac January 17, 2017


i heart you

When one feels so much for another and can’t express it as much as they try. You say it to the person that makes you happy, the person cherish most, the person you know will be there for you, your favorite person.

Girl: Baby, you mean everything to me. I heart you forever.
Boy: I heart you so much more

by an1ta July 7, 2021