Eat like a Pirate

when a person spears a large piece of food, usually meat, and takes bites out of said meat without cutting

Parent- "Johnny, don't eat like a pirate"

kid- "But mom, i'ts faster!"

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shake it like a caveman

an incredible one man band from Tennessee
dancing with out control.
being over come with pulsating rhythms to the point of dancing hypnotically.
raising hell.

like bernie lomax from weekend at Bernies

wow steve really got hammerd, danced all night and hooked up with a super hot 19yr girl from sweeden. He was really shaking it like a caveman

shake it like a caveman was freaking awesome!

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Bush Like Reflexes

A play on "Cat Like Reflexes" but only when ducking out of the way when someone throws something at you. Based on the incident of when the Iraqi Reporter threw his shoes at Bush.

Chris threw a nerf dart at my face and I ducked out of the way at the last second and said:
Good thing I have "Bush Like Reflexes"

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valid like salad

No one knows what it means. But, it's provocative... it gets the people going.

Person 1: You got 20,000 followers on Tumblr?

Person 2: yeah-
Person 1: Valid Like Salad

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Down like Syndrome

To be down like sydrome is to be 100% on board for a plan, scheme, or invitation.

" Hey wanna go smoke a joint? " "Ya man, Im Down like Syndrome"

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Chillin' Like a Villain

Relaxing comfortably, stress free in an attitude of ready to party.

The "Like a villain" part of the phrase refers to how rich gangsters may choose to be enjoying some liquor, maybe some fine wine, smoking a blunt of kine bud (high quality marijuana), enjoying 'chill pills' like blue valium or xanax and most likely listening to some music just enjoying the moment.

It's in the same urban family of "just chillin'" which is kind of like

how a wine would chill...not frozen, just simply appreciating in value as time passes.

A:"Hey man, what's up? What are you getting into? (like what are you doing right now or have planned later for the evening)

B: "Oh, you know the way I do it. Not much, just Chillin' Like a Villain here at the crib.

A:"That's what's up. Aright cool. Hey, why don't you come over to the house and we'll roll up a blunt, get high and drink on some of this crown I just bought?"

B:"Sounds like a plan to me. Give me about 30 minutes and I'll be out there."

A:"Cool, see you in a few. Peace."

B:"Peace."

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hung like a cashew

To have a penis that when not hard, is the size and general appearance of a cashew nut dangling between your legs.

That guy over in the showers is hung like a cashew.

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