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a map (minor attracted "person")
the first time i heard the term Masquerading Asshole Pedophile was in an
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A person who is overly candid, but means to do no harm.
One who angers others with their views or opinions, but would never become violent or angry themselves.
Someone who is outspoken, but harmless.
"John always makes people angry with his political views, but he is just a teddy bear asshole."
"beth comes across like a jerk, but she is really harmless...nothing but a teddy bear asshole.
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Ah shit My asshole is green
again can’t sit for a week
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that guy over there looks like E.T.'s Asshole!
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Tailoring an asshole is a very delicate procedure where a man with a beard of great girth licks your asshole. This is a very delicate process because he must lick it like an ice cream scoop on top of a cone. His beard may touch, but only on the cheeks never getting in the way of the actual anus. Due to this delicate process a sober hobo or bum can be used, but is not recommended.
Mustaches of any kind, neck beards, goatees, and mutton chops are not suitable substitutes.
"I got my asshole tailored so good last night by some guy at the party." - White Young Female in her 20's
"Bitch, I will tailor your asshole so good tonight!" -Older Black Gentleman in his 40's
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A company or place that's populated by dumb, lazy, unethical, mean and just plain stupid people. It's so hopeless that bankruptcy, a nuclear holocaust or a plague is the only way to fix its problems.
That place should change its name from Company XYZ to Assholes R Us. Everyone there, from the CEO to the janitor, must have graduated from Trump University - that's how useless they are.
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Nasty stink mouth. The worst bad breath you ever smelled. Bad enough, you still smell it 10 minutes after the dude leaves.
Oh fuck me blind Faith. Did you talk to John this morning? He smells like he ate a smashed asshole sandwich.
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