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Driving at Turtleneck Pace

Diving slowly; the opposite of driving at breakneck pace.

"The driver in front of me is driving at Turtleneck pace."

by Kla31 July 30, 2022


flash driving

driving while completely naked

i got drunk last night and started flash driving

by flasher18 February 27, 2018


the golden drive

Driving from one destination to another with all lights being/turning green so there is no stopping.

I just had the golden drive. I managed to get to your house without any red lights.

by 6kizan June 29, 2018


drive-by comments

To post 3 or more comments on someone's blog, myspace/facebook page in one day.

"She must of been bored at work cause when I signed on she'd filled my page with drive-by comments!"

"Me + Internet = your page getting drive-by comments"

by Lourdes Sinclair May 28, 2008


Reverse drive through

When you have food delivered through your window.

That guy is so lazy and never gets out of bed even to go get food, he has a window next to his bed so he gets food delivered via reverse drive through.

by Pryzmski May 20, 2022


Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022


painting the drive

having sex with a girl whilst she's on her period then wiping your penis on her lower stomach

He do you mind if I help by painting the drive tonight? 'Ok but we'll need a towel for afterwards...'

by the54 January 30, 2014