Diving slowly; the opposite of driving at breakneck pace.
"The driver in front of me is driving at Turtleneck pace."
driving while completely naked
i got drunk last night and started flash driving
Driving from one destination to another with all lights being/turning green so there is no stopping.
I just had the golden drive. I managed to get to your house without any red lights.
To post 3 or more comments on someone's blog, myspace/facebook page in one day.
"She must of been bored at work cause when I signed on she'd filled my page with drive-by comments!"
"Me + Internet = your page getting drive-by comments"
When you have food delivered through your window.
That guy is so lazy and never gets out of bed even to go get food, he has a window next to his bed so he gets food delivered via reverse drive through.
When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.
7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.
having sex with a girl whilst she's on her period then wiping your penis on her lower stomach
He do you mind if I help by painting the drive tonight? 'Ok but we'll need a towel for afterwards...'