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Derogatory slang for an excessively obese woman.
Dude, check out that rhino baby.
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The act of repeatedly whispering a word or series of words into a the ears of a small child preferably between the ages of 1 and 1 and a half. One can tell it is working when the child has a blank stare on his face - his eyes are peering off into the distance not really focused on any particular thing and his mouth is open slightly as if he is about to drool. Particularly useful if one seeks to one-day rule the world.
Can be performed on both males and females, though females tend to be more susceptible to the brainwashing.
Hey Manny why does Isabella have that blank stare on her face, and why is her mouth open slightly as if she's about to drool? Oh wait... dude Rafael is brainwashing your baby!
I will implement the technique of baby brainwashing to one day rule the world!
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The dried-out, hardened remains of sperm that collects, along with hair and dirt, at the bottom of the bath drain. Depending on how many males in your household that partake in masturbation while bathing, enough "stones" can be built up to prevent adequate drainage in as little as one week. Baby stones can also be found in sink drains.
"Today I had to clean out the bath drain, there were enough baby stones in there to choke a donkey."
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A pistol with excellent fire power. Available in 3 calibers, ideal for small-hand shooters, and all are black and made of steel except the ones with polymer frames.
My homie just got a new baby eagle.
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When one looks at another's baby photos, they will notice the baby will look fat, so one would say "you were one chubby baby!"
Mike: These were my baby pictures.
Girlfriend: Wow, you were one chubby baby...
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Babies that have become dehydrated due to a lack of hot bottled water. A pressing issue for Republican nominee John McCain, he first articulated his concern for dehydrated babies in a speech given on June 3rd, 2008.
We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.
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