A fictional cereal based around the well-known character from Roblox called "Bacon Hair".
Noob: I thought Cereal Bacon Flakes were in this game
Bacon: No, sadly they aren't :C
What used to be a pig but then cops took that name.
"Mom...i said i wanted alive bacon...NOT A FUCKING PIG"
One day John Laurens-Hamilton photoshopped Philip Hamilton’s face on a piece of bacon
Not Bacon Philip💀🤧
-Me when John sent it-
Hard, crispy mucas, picked from a nostril.
Check out this nasal bacon I just excavated from my nose.
me: my bitchy bacon guy!
Wilbur: bagel!
A religion centered around a floating green bacon. Members of the religion are called baconators, and they believe in a floating green bacon god as well as a sea monster god named hot Fred.
when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there
fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.