douchbag martini bar

a douchbag martini bar is a bar that takes over a neighborhood watering hole.it is filled with homos and yuppies who think they are hip for paying 45 dollars for a shitty drink. it is often the target of a brick through the window by locals. the talk inside the bar usually consists of how to rename a neighborhood into something faggy like SoWa or SoHa and how big someones dick is(usually reserved for the gays who patronize the bar)

Fransisco-lets go to the new trendy bar that just oppened up in SoGay

John-ok but dont forget your manpurse like you did last time

normal guy walking by- you faggots accuatly like those douchbag martini bars you can get the same dirnk for 30 dollars cheaper....dick heads

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Handi-Tard Bar

The bar in the bathroom that old people or constipated people grab onto while doing their deed...

I had to take such a big shit that i had to grab tightly onto the Handi-Tard Bar for support.

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Bar Model Method

Singapore’s beloved or narcotized visualization problem-solving strategy that allows word problems set in upper grades to be solved without algebra in lower grades, by using part-whole or comparison models in the form of bars or rectangles.

The bar model method is so addictive that an unhealthy number of Singapore math students in middle school, who are expected to use algebra to solve challenging math questions, couldn’t be weaned from it.

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Ice Cream Bars

Slang term used inplace of "Xanax Bars". Popular amongst people who use code words for certain drugs when speaking on a cell phone or in public.

Hey Steph. Just calling to remind you about my party this Friday.

Oh Right! Jocelyn's comming too if that's cool. She's gonna bring tons of Ice Cream Bars.

That's perfect. I can't wait till this weekend.

Yeah ~ Me too.

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Bar Room Betty

A description based after the now-famous Bar Room Betty of Ocean Beach, NY, who was sinisterly kidnapped, bukaked (bukake), degraded, and dismembered. Mostly used as a derogatory term for someone who deserves no respect, or who is wished the same unfortunate tragedy that overcame the namesake of the word.

I'd like to take that Bar Room Betty and slap the living shit out of her.

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wax bar

A bar that succeeds in taking you beyond your drink level!

We're out on a big one tonight so gonna have to head to the "wax bar"

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Bar out

Another synonym for "dope"

Mike: "Dude the party last night was fuckin' bar out!"
Tyrone: "I should've com with man."

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