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When you jerk off to Skibidi Toilet like an Ohio sigma with your skibidi rizz in Ohio
Michael: Anthony is beating it to Skibidi Toilet
Jullius: He must be gooning so hard
he really is my favorite toilet. He looks at me and I immediately get cheerful. if you have to shit you can always be with him. He will always help you in great danger.
You will always love him as nigga toilet or a person. He is the best nigga toilet. Always helpfull.
when you realize you may have taken the biggest dump in your whole grade so you dont flush, but then you get up and the toilet paper that you just wiped your ass with lands right in the way of your mondo shit so you cant see it or take a picture
"hey robbie, how was your 15-minute shit? oh i just got toilet teased"
Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.
Hey Steve... do your toilet math.
Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?
Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.
The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.
John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.
Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.
A rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a stool softener and a laxative at the same time turning your fecal matter into lava
Bro I just took a laxative and a stool softener and now there is a bubbling toilet bowl n the bath room
A streak left on the inside of the toilet bowl from a massive dump. The streak remains even after flushing.
Ryan left a major toilet bruise in church toilet right before his wedding ceremony.