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so you missed november 27th. No worries because from here on out. ITS BEAT A FURRY CENTURY. FROM 2020-2120 FELL FREE TO BEAT AS MANY FURRIES AS POSSIBLE. GOOD LUCK COMRADES
HOLY CRAP DID YOU HEAR JIMMY. ITS BEAT A FURRY CENTURY
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A asshole who has been with his girlfriend for almost 20 years,he has 3 kids,is hardly ever home,and fucking cheats on his girlfriend.
My dad is a dead beat dad.That damn son of a bitch.
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a hellish great song from Skid Row... it's also a great advice
hey man, beat yourself blind... it's the best option at this moment!!
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masturbating while in bed at night, taking a huge amount of stress off of your mind thus making sleep easier.
John: Dude you slept for like 12 hours last night what the hell?
Mike: yeah man i pulled a beat-n-sleep. Slept like freakin' a baby.
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a meme regarding Goku's strength and that no one is beating him.
*goku beats someone*
man 1: NO ONE BEATING GOKU
man 2: WHO BEATING GOKU?
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A beat occurs when a poker hand that is statistically likely to lose becomes a winning hand after more cards are dealt.
A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.
I outplayed his four Aces with my runner runner inside straight flush, but on the very next hand he flopped the nuts. Man, that was a bad beat.
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1. To masturbate (males only).
2. What you do in order to catch the snitch.
In Quidditch (of the Harry Potter fame), the "bludgers" are two 10-inch iron balls which are enchanted to attack the living thing closest to it. The job of the beaters is to take a magically-reinforced bat and whack the bludgers as far away from their team as possible (so it would recognize an opponent as being closest and go after them). Over time, the blatant implied innuendo became commonplace slang, and the Quidditch act of whacking two oversized balls with a "magically-reinforced bat" named "beating the bludgers" was applied elsewhere.
The Ravenclaw Seeker beats his bludgers many times a day, hoping to catch the snitch.
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