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boner owner

To be turned on by something.

That Irish accent is a real boner owner.

by Thomoxii April 30, 2015


Boner Disease

When a man is unable to keep it in his pants, regardless of marital status. Often referred to as “sex addiction” by those irresponsible men seeking an excuse.

Damn Jenny...I bet he told you he had boner disease...that jerk!

by jennyboner October 29, 2019


Boner mixer

A person who often mixes the f-word with other words any where in word or sentence to create new words/sentence of epic laugh.

absofuckinglutely instead of absolutely.

"shut the fuck up" instead of shut up.

Tim: Rebecca black sings so bad.
Trent: absofuckinglutely !!
Rebecca: Haters gonna hate boner mixer gonna mix...

by mark.robins210 March 11, 2012


robo-boner

the arousal coming at the mere mention, viewing or experience of the newest RoboCop film and possibly TV show.

"Dude, did you see the way he pulled out that gun?! I totally have a robo-boner"

by VTheTank December 30, 2014


Boner Hematoma

The bruising a dick gets when you screw a very skinny girl.

Jeff: Hey Mike, I finally screwed Heather last night.

Mike: Was it good or what?

Jeff: Not really. She's so skinny I got a boner hematoma.

by patsguy May 20, 2011


Evil Boner

A boner you get when something evil is happening. Frequently accompanied by feelings of intense confusion and shame. Similar to the awkward boner.

I just got an evil boner watching the scene where that naked spy gets shot in the tit in Munich.

by CakeBadger December 30, 2016


sex boner

when a guy has a hard on playing xbox there called having boners

dude i was having a sex boner last night while playing on my xbox

by Sex vibe July 22, 2018