cracking a cold one with the boys

Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys is a copypasta about drinking beers with a group of male friends which is often used to caption various image macros circulated within ironic meme and circlejerk communities online.

When your teacher thinks you're one the phone but you're CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS

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the cold paw

Being snubbed by your dog or cat upon return from vacation.

Similar to the cold shoulder, but from a pet

Was Rudy happy to see you when you came back from the Bahamas? Nah, the bastard gave me the cold paw

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anti-stone cold savage

Basically a pussy

TOM: Just ask her out

Mark: Nah,man I’m too scared
TOM: Stop acting like an “anti-stone cold savage” and just do it

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Orange Cold Drink

1) HEAVEN!

2) The proper name for "Orange Soda"

1)"Yo, get me a colrink"
"Sure, what kind?"
"Urn!"

2) I'd like an urncolrink, please

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GREEN COLD FART

AFTER EATING A LEPRECUANS HAIR , THEN REGGURGIATING IT AND FREEZING IT YOU THEN SHOVE IT UP YOUR ANAL CANAL AND PROCCED TO FART IT OUT... THIS IS CALLED THE GREEN COLD FART.

I ALWAYS PREFORM THE GREEN COLD FART EVERY ST. PATTIES DAY...

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crack open a cold one

To open up an ice cold beer

I just got home from a hard day of work and all I want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. Ahhhh tasty

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cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

Two things men can't stand.

There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

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