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Crazy, unbelievable, bad. The opposite of metal. If something is mad cow, it sucks.
Person 1: I just broke my arm and totaled my car!
Person 2: That's mad cow. I'm sorry.
When they say this, you are done. There is no comeback that could possibly counter this.
"Man, screw you!"
"Oh yeah? Well, your mom is a cow!"
Cow training is when a guy or girl have sex and the guy cums in that person and they end up havjngb I squirt out all the cum, but is also meant to be offensive .
Girl 1: You probably Cow train every night. Girl 2: You probably do the same don’t lie about it.
An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.
That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!
The Christian art of slapping a certain bovine with your phallic member
Bro where you been?
Don’t worry, I Just performed a “holy chebbing cow”
When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.
(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)
You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)
When a group of people (usually three) have a least two people of the same gender, have someone feed them each others sexual organ.
Like guy on guy bj and girl on girl cunnilingus
This is defined as feeding a cow it’s own kind
Girl: I was with these two guys last night and I was Feeding a cow a hamburger raw during sex
Girls friend: Wow, wish I could be fed too....wait what’s that mean
Girl: Having a guy on guy bj or girl on girl cunnilingus