Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
A typical british person who often has a tendency to lisp and play a wide majority of Video games or complains about These So Called "Video Games" from time to time,
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Person who cuts through the jargon to get to the crux of the message; a Bullshit Detector
"There's no use trying to 'blag it' when you speak to her, she'll see right through what you say - she's a real clever cracker"
A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.
Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!
Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!
Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.
"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.
Someone who is trying to destroy your dream....trying to take your shining star and make it fall!
Every since she was declared the loser, she's been a star cracker!
A white person's "crashout" similar to a black, or African American's.
"Nathaniel's reaction to the price change of hotdogs truly showed he's a yc.
Yc - young cracker