well-educated in the area of communication studies, attractive looking and your stereotypical communication nerd, loves to read Foucalt and Neil Postman
A. I recognized that there are cultural shifts in television.
B. O my goodness you are so smart, i have a scholarly crush on you.
October 23 is now national get your girl or crush flowers day
A forbidden name that shall never be uttered and never told to anyone, most especially kolbe
Kolbe: hey, who is josh’s crush
Josh: nice try nerd
When a group of people, usually students, try to find out as many people's crushes in a short period of time.
Friend: Hey bro, how was P.E.?
Other Friend: Not cool, there was a big crush race.
Friend: Did anyone like me?
Other Friend: Dude are you serious? No!
Contracted by looking at Hot Human Beings:
(non-contagious)
Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does
(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~
(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.
(created Kenzie & Katy)
Girl likes guy and has no idea if he has any kind of feelings for her.
So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.
She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"
She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does
She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.
Friend 1: bro I wanna smash Hailey Van Lith
Friend 2: oh are you a big woman’s basketball fan
Friend 1: nah she’s just fine and my celebrity crush