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The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim’s anus, in order to penetrate it. The man then deposits his seed into the opened anus, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. After swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and semen, he then vomits back into the anus from whence it came. The man then penetrates it once more, so that his penis is sufficiently covered in blood, semen, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his penis.
wanna try the metal dan with me? its proper fun m8 innit btw im briish.
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A guy with blonde pubes and a huuuuge personality. Dan enjoys fortnite and long walks to the local primary school. Dan Fraser is often used to describe someone who tells everyone about someone’s personal life.
Ollie: you are such a Dan Fraser
Tom hood: no I only told one person I’m gay
The most real, loyal, honest love to exist. The real "ride or die" couple. When things go left, they love even harder. They know how to calm each others insecurities and make one another know what true love really feels like. They are the epitome of what twin flame connections are. They have always and will always find each other. Their love is unmatched and even though it seems impossible, the connection and dedication between them will only become stronger. Just wait 12/22/2020 an unbreakable and unstoppable union will begin...
I hope to find Dan and Katie love eventually in my life.
The man, the myth, the legend. THE GOAT. 007, the smoking gun. Ladies, he never disappoints. He’s always spotted wearing a tuxedo with a mysterious look on his face.
Do you see that dapper man over there? He’s a tuxedo Dan
An upcoming five star character from the hit game honkai: star rail. He canonical is the biggest simp for his husband yingxing and even gave him his heart to make him immortal and then died or sum and got reincarnated as dan heng. he also fantasied about yingxing sweating on the battle field. Gay ass mf
1: "I could take dan fang"
2: "in a fight, right?"
1: "..."
2: "🫢"
2: "same tho"
To tie your partners ankles to their upper thighs in an attempt to make them a paraplegic. Them having sex with them.
How bout we do something different tonight baby? I'm thinking we try the lieutenant dan.