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In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.
"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"
Widow-Dicking
(noun) individual partial to the notion of fallacing others in a non-discriminative manner. Generally applied to women wearing an excess of makeup and or body piercings. May also be commonly used when describing a scantly-clad female. -slut -cock nobber -prostitute
Holy shit, I can see her pussy in that skirt, that bitch must be a dick piggy!
Dick Lean is a condition caused by only wanking with one hand. For some reason the hand position with which you can generate most speed and power (which is also the most comfortable position) pushes your dick out to one side. Eventually your dick becomes noticeably lopsided.
look at that the masturbatone in his left arm compared to his right! he must have a massive dick lean.
A hott chick that makes a mans dick grow.
Dude : Yo dude, check out that chick, she's a real dick grower.
When someone is showing you pictures on their phone and a dick pic accidentally pops up.
Today I was accidentally flashed some whoopsie dick when my dad was showing me pictures from his vacation.
While aggressively have sex with a woman doggy style, you start howling loudly like a wolf right before you're about to ejaculate.
I thought there were wolves in the back yard but it ended up being my roommate Tucker giving some slut a good Wolf Dicking!
A girl who is very sexually promiscuous.
X: Whoa. Katie is really quite the dick depot.
O: I know, I fucked her last night.
X: Me too!