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Occurs when there is an election in the near future, and everyone uses facebook to describe their political allegiances and affiliations. Usually results in many chatting bullshit and things they read from Wikipedia.
Man 1: Oh My God, a conservative government would be awful.
Man 2: Why?!
Man 1: Err......Thatcher?
Man 2: Fucking Facebook Politics
Man 1: No way! Obama is such a communist!
Man 2: Do you know what a communist is?
Man 1: Isn't it like a Nazi?
Man 2: Pff...Facebook Politics
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When someone has like 700 friends you know two things are true about them. 1. They come from a rich family. 2. They only really know or like a fraction of their friends. So I call them Facebook Floozies because their standards are so low.
Did you check out Alex's Facebook friends? He's got like 700 of them. He's a Facebook floozy yo!
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Someone who posts on Facebook about all their ideals and causes....without doing any real work. They find a cliche post that someone else wrote and re-posts it, thinking they're part of the fight. But their post gets lost in Facebook's "previous post limbo", never to be seen again by anyone. They can be a part of millions of different causes without lifting a finger (other than their mouse clicking finger). Posers.
Did you see Mary's Facebook Warrior flavor of the week? It's called CABWHEL... I don't know, it has something to do with Cousins against Big Wheels or something.
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Becoming popular because a facebook group you created about something drastic or fresh, blew up into gigantic proportions.
John: "you see his group? gonna go facebook famous"
Sam: "yeah. He'll have a thousand members by next week"
John: "spreadin like wildfire"
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A person that will deactivate and activate their profile to suit their need to look at your profile... This makes it impossible for you to delete them from your friends list unless you catch them in the act... This person is a miserable excuse for a human being and has nothing else to do that to see what's going on in your life
Facebook stalker: So, I'm going to work at McDonald's for the rest of my life am I???
Normal Person: What??? How did you see that???
Facebook stalker: I reactivated my profile to see if you were talking about me! But don't try to delete me, cuz I deactivated it again.
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Verb/noun.
1) To reduce the amount of log ins into Facebook.
2) To stop using Facebook for an extended period of time, typically ranging from one month to five months
Joey decided to go into Facebook hibernation.
Because the finals are approaching, Susan decides to go into Facebook hibernation so she would be more committed to and have more time to study for her classes.
Jack Facebook hibernated for nearly two months!
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-A person who post quotes that they looked up on google and uses it as status updates.
-A person who quotes retards on facebook because they think it'll make them cool.
Like, OH EM GEE, look at this facebook fag who quoted lil wayne. Lil wayne sucks penises.
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