A person's dance partner who moves like he stepped in horse manure with one foot and he's trying to kick it off with the other foot. Ususally reserved for a beginner who cannot keep tempo with the music.
"Gee, Sally, how'd you get stuck dancing with that manure foot?"
Same as top and tail....
The act of two people sleeping with their heads at opposite ends of the bed....
The boys sleep head to toe, aka down foot....
when you want to make The Scene, but don't have a car
We were Foot-cruisin' Bob's Big Boy
A highly advanced form of martial arts where opponents are defeated by being repeatedly hit in their foots with one's face.
Person 1: *Kicks person 2 right in the face*
Person 2: How do you like my Face-to-Foot style?
Person 3: Just ignore him, we trained him all wrong on purpose as a joke.
A debilitating health condition in which the feet are short, fat and hairy, with a high arch. Symptoms include constantly overheated feet due to poor temperature regulation abilities, and an obsessive urge to wet the feet before bed in a misguided attempt to attain optimal hydration. This leaves the feet smelling like soggy mothballs.
Not to be confused with chewed-up rat feet, where the toes are all different shapes, lengths and sizes and resemble the leavings of a rodent's breakfast, with a strong aroma of old milk.
Get those fat, wet feet out of my bed! You must have loompoomp foot!
A secret code name, made for skinny dipping with a small group of people.
Hey guys, Janelle said she would be up for searching for the Blue Footed Booby tonight.