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a Chritsian cross
preson1-im fuc*king shank u wit mah jesus hammer!"
person 2- What the he*l is that
person1-let me show you (pulls out a cross) (shanks person 2 with it)
preson2-da*n that hurt!
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verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them
"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."
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It's not jesus, its his brother.
Instead of jesus Christ... you would simply state.. jesus jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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a liquid so amazingly amazing it is refered to as liquid jesus. same as saying it is holy
HOLY SHIT! THIS BEER! IT'S LIKE....LIKE....LIKE LIQUID JESUS!!!!
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In call of duty mw2 for the game winning killcam you jump off a large object and kill the other person before you hit the ground.
I just did an Air Jesus on dat hoe!
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The kool aid drinkers hung onto every word out of Teleprompter Jesus mouth
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A very lovable , and cool guy with many talents and also annoying at times, but overall very funny.
Jesus is a god from the past, or very nice and alot of love
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