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google

A very good search engine, which is good but sometimes misleading and ruined due to google maps and google shopping. It is powered by web servers which provides all google data (for the search) and was probably based on Yahoo (its precursor). It is also the company which owns Youtube.

Google Search:
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again

Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.

by JadenTheMoose September 14, 2022


Google

The company that doesn't give a fuck about your privacy and knows more things about you than you know about yourself.

Google sucks. I use DuckDuckGo.

by DaBluLite April 29, 2021


Google

A safe way!

I was dreaming of forests of Canada, sweets, but they were a Google that they were there! Huh, next I relieved.

by man!? February 19, 2018


Google

Google is how I found this shit.

okay google,... oooookay gooooogle,... OOOKAY GOOGLE,... fuck you.

by MCDumbledore November 25, 2015


Google

A dictionary. Quick and reliable. Especially when you tell other some meaning and don't want to let them know that you looked it up!

Faizy: Hey, what does sycophant mean?
Me: (Googled in a sec) It means the person who sucks up!!
Faizy: Wow man you are genius!
Me: (proud) Thanks dude!

by Willian Shaikh Spear August 30, 2016


Google

A search engine bent on taking over planet earth someday very soon...

Google knows all... Hehehehe

by ArtemisWolfe December 9, 2016


google

a computer version of a smartass but everyone loves it, except for old people

I legit got spell check by google 6 times already

by got yo neck October 16, 2019