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The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.

Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.

by Ring pirate June 5, 2018


Robin in the hood

A young man from a ghetto who believes himself to be a liberator of fine goods (chains, wallets, etc) from wealthy people to give to the less fortunate.

Jayquan went robin in the hood today and got me a gold chain!

by YouWotM8 October 11, 2014


Hoode' Boode' Zoode'

A point of hyphiness where distinct speech is no longer possible and it takes three tries to say "zooted".

"Hey dude how are you feelin?"
"Hoode' Boode' Zoode'!"

by Z-Hoode' November 8, 2007


hooded plover

A hooded plover is another word for foreskin.

Mate he isn't a hooded plover!

Strewth did not expect that one

by Keglet March 13, 2016


car hood

When a person gets so obese, they have to lift their gut like a car hood to see anything below the waist.

If I ever get so fat that I get a car hood. Kill me

by KJ Clayton February 14, 2023


Hood buzz

When a stereotypical white guy or nerdy asian guy have a few drinks and start acting black, aka whiggers/chiggers, respectively. Guys that are under the hood buzz like girls with ghetto booties and love playing the song "shake ya ass" by mystical.

Common signs of Hood Buzz:
saying "Sup Dogg," "pound it," "check out dem 22s," walking with a limp, throwing up fake gang signs (typically westside), waving with both hands, puking in bushes, starting fights, losing fights, replacing "yall" for "you", pretending your Chrysler 300 is a Bentley, reciting random rap lyrics, etc.

1: Look at Clearance, he's drunk and he's acting black.

2: Oh gosh, he has a Hood buzz. This is the last time we bring Clearance to the country club.

Clearance: "Ah yea, listen up yall beezies to my bentleys sounds system. shake ya ass ladies. looks like someones going to be having my baby, baby"

by BigBallzDudley July 10, 2011


hood whoop

when someone trashy is going to beat the shit out of you.

she’s a trashy ho she’ll hood whoop you.

by anonymous2236 May 11, 2018