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This phrase is commonly used in response to some one who suspiciously claims claims they have done it all and seen before you. When in reality they probably haven't.
You-"Today I saw the most amazing thing in my life! it was this cage fight between a rabbit against this massive raptor!"
Group-"OOOOOOOOHHH AAAAAHHH"
Some person-"Oh I have seen that a thousand times before!"
You- "Go shove an i-phone in your burka"
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Mocking referral to busy cellusers
What d'ya mean, leave your phone off the hook. I bet you'll STILL get some stubborn cellers celling you!
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At 3 am if you say "summon rapper lil pump" at three a.m. your phone will go off and say lil pump. it only stays up for a few seconds after answering and hanging up will waste his time and he will never call again.do not attemp to text or something really bad will happen.
hey dude don't do the 3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoning or you will die
The friend that forgets the password the his phone and doesn't know how to get it opened and is constantly locking the phone for 5-10-15 minutes and even a hour. Life hack don't forget your password to your phone 📱
That friend that forgets his password to his phone
Something said by little children, mostly relatives, to annoy you.
Little timmy: do you have games on your phone?
Person: *Slaps the child*
When mum wants to look at ur phone
Mum: Honey I need to look at ur phone
Me:
The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.
Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.
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