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The day where the gayest bitches are born. These fuckers are so gay they can't draw their own flag without using wonky lines
Person 1: why are you so gay? You can't even draw you own pride flag properly.
Person 2: I was born on June 8
Color blind kid with ADHD or also known as kid who has no dad and can’t date his crush:(
That guy is such a fucking Daniel June.
The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife
-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.
National treasure and present 🎁 a girl who’s name starts with an “A” day!
Person 1: Hey why do u have a huge present in your hand?
Person 2: I’m giving this to my best friend because her name starts with an A
Person 1: what do u mean??!?!
Person 2: ITS JUNE 6TH!!
Person 1: ohhhhhhhh..
Person 1: OMG ILL BRB I NEEDA GET A PRESENT FOR MY SISTER
June 6th is the day that the most beautiful, funny, talented, and amazing people are born. If your birthday is June 6th, you probably have the voice of an angel, and you are gonna be going places in life.
Person 1: Do you know what day it is?
Person 2: No, what day?
Person 1: June 6th! My birthday!
Person 2: Oh! That must be why you’re the most amazing person i’ve ever laid eyes on!