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The State Game

A competition to see if a person can have sex with a member of the opposite gender from each of the 50 United States.

Rules:
1) There must be a set time-frame. "I play until I'm married" does not count. For all we know, you never plan on getting married. The most typical time frame is after 4 years of college, as it's more acceptable to be promiscuous, and offers the best chances at meeting people from across the country.
2) The state that the person you are trying to seduce claims as their state of origin is the one that counts. For example, if a person says, "I'm from California, but I was born in Florida", Florida would be the state that the person counts as.

3) A state only counts if it is actual sex. No second or third base allowed.
4) A second party must validate that you had sex with this person, and that they are from said state.
5) If you cannot remember what state the person is from, they are invalid for play in The State Game until you re-contact them. Rule 4 then applies.

"Man, last night was crazy. How'd you do??"
"I got California AND Nevada!"
"God I love The State Game."

"I swear she was from Alaska!!"
"Where's her Facebook?"
"...she deleted it..."
"No Alaska for you."

by ASUASUASU May 17, 2012


The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025


empire state meeting

the empire state meeting, the meeting which will occur on November 30th 2021 9AM EST In which hundreds if not thousands of people will astral project over the empire state building in an effort to put new york city into psychosis, consequently starting the end of the kali yuga by spreading collapse in the west.

Man 1: you going to the empire state meeting?

Man 2: who isn't?

by masterminddnimretsam October 29, 2021


Georgia the state

A swing state in the south eastern United States that is full of peaches and a**holes

Bill: Where you going on holiday this year?
Jim: Georgia

Bill: Which one
Jim: Georgia the state

by Looktea August 22, 2021


southwest texas state university

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from

geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State

by SWT Alumni '89 June 3, 2017


United States of the world smash

All mights strongest move that will send you flying and most likely kill you unless you have that power like all for one

All might: UNITED STATES OF THE WORLD SMASH!!!
All for one: has left the world

by Geraldgamer February 24, 2023


Jake from state farm

A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.

ALL HAIL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

by Derpafish August 25, 2021