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skin canoeing

Skin Canoeing is the act of stretching out either a scrotum sack or foreskin into a shape that can hold a liquid, ideally alcoholic, and then wonder around a party offering guests a sip.

Sarah was impressed how Barry had been skin canoeing for so long and been so attentive to all of his guests...

by CreepyRob June 5, 2023


Lamb skin kazoo

A sex act where one partner inflates the others foreskin like a balloon and then pinches the ends and forces the air out making a squeaky sound.

Dude, I totally got that chick to give me a lamb skin kazoo last night.

by The Space Pope May 6, 2018


tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

by libby2013 March 27, 2016


skin tits

A woman who’s so flat chested her nipples are the only thing that stick out

Wow look at Jackie she’s so flat chested she’s got skin tits !

by Jackiejim April 4, 2019


Indoor skin

Skin that is soft, especially hands, denoting they have lived a comfortable life.

This isn’t hard work, what are you complaining about? You're just not used to this kind of thing because you have Indoor Skin.

by Headexpl0dy January 15, 2024


fortnight sex skin

this is the smeggzyest fart night skin is the hoal grail of fork and knives ever, this seggs skin will multiply your semen production by how many pupic hairz.

the fortnight sex skin made my oergazim muliply by 50, it was every were my mommy grounded me rlly bad bad, I'm in big big trouble now, my mommy doesn't like the taste.

by M0mSlayer2000 December 8, 2021


skin slope

A skin slope happens post nursing after your boobs have been filled with mothers milk after they have been deflated by suckling infant children. You are left with sagging skin and a nipple.

Oh man my boobs used to be taught and percky but post nursing im left with saggy skin slopes

by Faith Breast June 21, 2017