Muff Cake

A person(s) whom can be identified as a Muff; A hairy vagina; Idiot.

That kid is a muff cake!

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Carrot cake

The secret way to get kids to eat vegetables.

Kids like cake, but they need their veggies. That's where carrot cake comes in.

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Rofl cakes

To make mockery of; laugh at;noobs

A: WTH DUDE?! 0:5?!
B:ummm im laggin pretty bad. ur not that great either.0:1?
C:wow..rofl cakes..

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birthday cake

When a stripper at a bachelor party attaches on her nipples & vagina, a lit birthday candle, where then the bachelor has to blow them out.

A stripper at our hotel room had a bachelor blow out a birthday cake.

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Layer Cake

Noun. Phrase describing the dark layers of the London Underground Organised Crime scene. Derived from a Chocolate layer cake, emphasising the dark, criminal layers of the London mafia.

"Welcome to the Layer Cake, son" Layer Cake 2004 (Sony Pictures)

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carrot cake

when ur getting a blowjob, u ask the girl to look up, then u vomit all over her face, then you jizz all over right after.

i had some really nasty carrot cake, and then i fuckin carrot caked all over her!!!

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Wake and Cake

Derived from "wake and bake" its the act of waking up and doing cocaine. After a long night of partying, drinking and using, people are prone to wake up in a drowsy state. Wake and caking takes care of that morning tiredness.

J: "Yo man......wake up.....I got that rocket fuel, want to wake and cake?"

C: "Dude its like 7:32 in the morning right now"

J: "I know"

C: "Break it out!!!!!"

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