internet ranter

People who can't do anything with their opinions so they go on the internet from the safety of their computer screen to go offend others because they are uptight and anal. These are the most passive aggressive people out there. They are mostly made of bigot kids and lesser older people who are pissed or depressed because they are inconfident rejects. They are often pretentious. Internet ranters will find anybody that opposes what music they listen to, what movies they like, their political/religeous/racial view and try to offend them. They are cyberbullies on youtube.

the internet ranter will never be stopped because they're too immature to know how to. they feel a sense of safety from their computer and too passive to say anything to anybody in person.

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internet explorer 6

Short definition: dog crap sandwich

Long definition: The worst quality browser ever, this browser reeks of ass. Released on August 27th, 2001, it had little competition at first, and though it sucked, it (and other IE versions) gained a 95% market share around 2003. IE very nearly held a virtual monopoly by forcing it into every operating system, as well as the fact that in 2003 Netscape was long dead and Firefox had yet to be released, leaving just a few little known browsers. In 2004 Firefox rose up and started pissing on Internet Explorer 6's market share as people switched to the new, well engineered browser. By 2006 avid Internet users had switched to Firefox, and IE 6 was replaced by the slightly less crap Internet Explorer 7.

It was the most bug ridden Internet Explorer. Only a couple of years after IE7 superceded it, websites are dropping IE6 support. It had numerous security issues and had trouble displaying many web sites. One line of code can make it crash and anti-IE6 campaigns have been launched.

A pile of piss makes a better browser than Internet Explorer 6.

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Internet Bad Boys

A band from Wisconsin formed in 1995 that is known for their geocities website.

Guy: I'm listening to the Internet Bad Boys.
Girl: Oh! You mean Internet Bad Boy by I-Octane and Ninja Kid?
Guy: No, you dumb broad. The frickin' Internet Bad Boys.

The first word on the internet

The first ever word typed on the was login, but after the ¨l¨ and the ¨o¨ where typed in, the system crashed. So the first actual word on the internet was ¨lo¨

Charley Kline: Ladies and gentleman, i will type the first word on the internet, ever.
People: woohoo
Charley Kline: *types in l and o*
System: *casually crashes*

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You fail at the internets

What cool dudes say when someone's being a noob.

Noob: *spams up the boards*
Cool dude: Wow. You fail at the internets.

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internet banking

see barclays, but surfing the web.

sorry mom, i know casualty is on, but i need to do some internet banking.

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Internet hell

Most sites on the internet suck balls, but there are 7 that suck so bad they can be considered circles of internet hell:
-Reddit
-Tiktok
-4chan
-twitter
-deviantart
-furaffinity
-facebook

So basically, the only major social site that isn't a shithole is Discord

Guy on discord: "can I post furry yiff in this server?"
Other guy: "go back to internet hell"

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