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this little piggy went to market. this little piggy got roast beef. this little piggy went chasing alissa his lover who he may or may not have a chance.
person 1: oh do you see that pig over there
person 2: no mate thats my bruv jack spence
person 1: hes such a queen sometimes
A chronic, habitual masturbator. Someone who is always giving himself a tug. Typically addicted to porn, stalks Facebook, Insta and other media for pics to fap off to.
May also be used as a derogatory term for somone who’s a POS.
My neighbor is a real jack knuckles. He’s always giving himself a wank online.
My uncle is a jack knuckles. I catch him tossing off every time I walk past the den.
Fuck that guy. He’s a jack knuckles.
A term usually associated with a relative. Derived from the the Greek word "Dude." This is a term that often angers people with curly hair and cranes. In fact, one could be so inclined to go tell his dad, the principle and the football coach on whoever said it.
I have a jacked cousin!
Mr Osuch! He said "Dude my cousin's jacked!"
A factual telling of a situation or story.
(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")
When Cookie limped into Doctor Bob's office with a cast on her foot, he said, "what happened to your foot?" Cookie replied, 'It was sort of cold yesterday so I wore my black wool coat and a little green hat that matched the stripe on the coat to take out Mitzi for her morning pee-pee, she wasn't feeling too well because she got her rabies shot yesterday, and...."
Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"
Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."
When a fat chick rolls her arm fat (or flaps) over a man's dick and proceeds to jack him off
"Did you get sex last night?"
"No, I just got a flappy jack."
Drug dealing lumberjack who hangs out in front of elementary schools beating up kids
i just got one punched by jack colorful