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Jacob

Jacob is amazing he is gorgeous and stunning when your dating him. but he will manipulate you and make you fall I love so he can hurt you even more when he ends it after he gets what he wants.
Everybody knows Jacob and almost everyone will warn you against him and they are right to do so.
Jacob is a misogynistic douche and a terrible kisser. NEVER DATE A JACOB.
Unless you have a death wish for your heart.

Person1: oh is that Jacob

Person2: yeah he’s a dick unless your dating him like stay away from that guy

by Juicyjennaj August 20, 2021


Jacob

such a cute handsome looking man with a very big dick good guy to date and is good in bed

who’s that oh that’s jacob
fuck he’s got

by 2ndhoe July 8, 2024


Jacob

Jacob is a huge ass gamer and he will get mad if you disturb his "gamer time." He will always read your messages, but not always answer you. If you call him, be sure to be ready for a decline XD he's not a mean person, he is just socially awkward and doesn't really like the idea of "outta school contact," it's okay tho. He's a wonderful friend and he will always be there for you =)

Person 1: I can't believe him!
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Jacob! He's reading my messages but not answering me!
Person 2: he's a socially awkward person and you're interupting his gamer time.

by irishidiot-xx February 17, 2020


Jacob

Someone who has a small penis

Alex: Ugh!... Is that a Jacob
Him: I’m afraid so

by Rooney6969 October 7, 2020


Jacob

Jacob is a big chad, he makes people fall to their knees when they see his ugly mug. He snaps anyones arms if they look at him funny. He knows where u live so watch out. He has 700 hot babes.

Random hot babe: Hi jacob.
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye

by Umpa lumpa December 6, 2020


Jacob

Big nipples and a amazing guy

Jacob has the best nips

by fortnite incredible May 24, 2018


jacob

jacob is a guy who is everything.yiu can’t miss him he’s just great. but he’s a heart breaker..sooo try not to fall for a jacob.i did and i’m broken inside

me:omg look at him he’s really cute

friend:yea
me:he’s probably a jacob

by poopyhead9 November 15, 2019