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A soulless handjob. Possibly from a ginger.
Chase thought he had a wet dream but it turns out his roommate was sneaking in and giving him the old ginger jerk while he slept.
On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
It's national jerk off day!! Finally!!
Someone who enjoys jerking with and into panties, preferably worn but clean will do. After finishing they are put back into the basket, drawer or clothes pile.
Marco was addicted to panties, he would borrow Faye Jothams then sniff them and panty jerk with them before putting them back.
When your right arm is worn out from all that jerking off.
My boy Matt needs to start switch jerking, his right arm looks like Hulk.
This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
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When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows
Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it
Blawg: huhh well how do you know
Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session
The act of having an epileptic episode while giving a handjob
My girl has epilepsy and last night when she was giving me a handy, she started seizing and gave me the twerk and jerk.