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Jizz Quiz

1. When you take a blind taste test at the Sperm Bank in order to identify your Male lover.

2. When you are extremely ready to take a test at school and you have so many facts in your head that you are turning blue from holding it in and you cannot wait to 'bust all over that quiz you stupid bitch.'

3. Something you ask your date if they want to come inside and study for.

Yuh, I asked Shorty if they wanna take my Jizz Quiz after we took a few xannies and that bitch done Aced the exam & even got that extra credit.

by herbertonic June 19, 2023


Jizz-Tart

A Pop-Tart that has been jizzed on. Usually courtesy of a roommate or stranger. When considering eating a known Jizz-Tart, do be warned of the potential risks of STDs and/or deliciousness.

"My pal gave me a Pop-Tart for a snack. That jovial prankster didn't tell me it was a Jizz-Tart, and now I have herpes. What a card, right?"

by the_pieman December 03, 2020


National Jizz Day

National Jizz Day is on June 5. Just jizz!

Woahhh it's June 5, you know what that means? It's National Jizz Day!
Sir, this is a Wendy's...

by Jizzday January 03, 2023


Jizz-cicle

Jizz that hangs in an icicle form from someone's ceiling/face following a rather biblical unloading of man fat.

Can be turned into a sex game for the sporting among you.

Example 1:
'Hey man nice room....Err, what's with the Jizz-cicles?'
'Oh that. I just found out I've got an extra month until my dissertation is due in'
'Nice'

Example 2:
'Hey man I've been eating syrup today. I bet I can get a 5cm Jizz-cicle hanging from her face tonight'

Example 3:
'Hey did you just see Rihanna leave that toilet with Chris Brown?'
'Yeah. Too bad those Jizz-cicles can't hide her fat lip. Ha ha ha'

(The first two examples were more than enough. I just wanted to cuss-out Rihanna)

by my hairy man patch February 11, 2013


Joaquin's Jizz Juicer

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through

HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE

by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022


Jizz Boss

Denzel Curry

"Jizz boss (Skeet it)
Make her drink the cum sauce (Skeet it)" -Denzel Curry

by the guacamole man August 12, 2020


No jizz January/June/july

The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)

I can’t believe I failed NJJ/No Jizz January/June/July

by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022