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Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).

Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.

by calmdownyoufuckingsjw March 2, 2016


Jump list

A list where nigga's get put on. So they get jumped on sight.

Dude 1:That boy talked some shit about carl last week.
Dude 2:Oh that boy going on the jump list fosho

by chiktuez September 7, 2021


jump little chilren

the best band alive. see jay clifford

i went to a jlc concert the other week and i got all hot and botherd.

by one sexy ninja December 24, 2003


Gut Jumping

When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts

When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts

Gut jumping means you wanna jump them til they feel it in their guts

1st scenario
Bro 1: Dang she looks so fine I'm fixing to jump her Guts

Bro 2: Dang bro you about to do what??

2nd scenario
Her: I'm fixing to Gut jump you if you don't come make out with me...

Him: Oh yes baby come Gut jump me!!!

by whitemamatotator December 24, 2020


pleasure jumping

Verb: The act of masturbating and jumping simultaneously.

Jayce was totally pleasure jumping in the tent. He thought we wouldn't hear.

by Steven Fagguete January 22, 2014


Throat Jump

Snatch a bitch by the throat when they’re spewing trash.

I’m gonna throat jump that dumbass I’d she doesn’t stfu

by herbalz420 January 30, 2019


You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024