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Math Porn

That applying math in meeting people’s needs and wants, or in coming up with products of desire, could make you über-rich, because the geeks shalt inherit the earth—think of the founders of Microsoft, Facebook, Apple, Amazon, TikTok, and Tesla.

Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk are today’s most prominent hate-and-love ambassadors of the math porn movement, whose products or services have led billions of users into technological or digital bondage.

by Numerati September 24, 2024


Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

by carhepsin October 6, 2021


Permanent math

Instant permanent death.

Permanent math is a death

by imakeweirddefinitions December 18, 2022


Math Pants

Often rounded, they display a curved distribution and sometimes have an imaginary part in the back, similar to biker chaps.

The statistics teacher was wearing a tight leather pair of math pants.

by pinmonkey January 4, 2010


MATH-ias

When u catch ya girl cheating but can't do the prerequisite math required to solve the equation.

Damn bro you pulled a MATH-ias after ur girl stayed out overnight

by OG_Breadstick December 24, 2020


Paper Towel Math

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.

Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️

by Kdj28 February 15, 2022


math/sci

procrastination at it's finest. no students do it better

Oh, so you're in Math/Sci? You're a nerd

by fortnitebro239820 October 5, 2020