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Biggest qt on the planet and Oliver da Goat 2024
Oliver Van Aken for president: Matthew Capriotti approves this message.
Matthew Kain is a term used to describe somebody who is an absolute unit. It comes from the Latin term “Matthias Kainus” which translates roughly to “sickest mofo on the planet.” People with the name Matthew Kain are generally considered unstoppable and irresistible to women, or men if he really wanted not that he would tho.
“I wish I was Matthew Kain” said Michelle, Lily, Laura and Lachlan.
A good friend but can get crazy. Generally has ADHD so will get off task easily. If he doesn't have his morning pills he will eat cheerios with water, strawberry yogurt, apple juice, and oranges.
"Eww did matthew kang really eat that"
"Matthew did you take your pills today?!"
Silly goofy obsequious submissive people that constantly talk bad about others. They love to rage when they don’t get their favorite guns in Fortnite. If you ever meet a Matthew Drinkwater I would recommend running away!
Who is that kid over there that’s frowning like a grumpy old man?
Oh must be a Matthew Drinkwater
a not sigma male who spends all day on Fortnite. He also has the tendency to be so glued to his console he doesn’t shave. Matthew is a quite obsequious little boy. He loves playing baseball with his friends and dreams of playing on varsity. Don’t get on his bad side or he’ll slam his gatorade bottle down!!
please get Matthew Drinkwater to shave!!!
A kind of weird guy who smells really bad. He has anger issues and abuses dogs and loves his fake blonde hair. Once you get to know him he’ll probably start cussing you out and make you feel bad about yourself. Some people even say he hasn’t showered in months. Also addicted to fortnite so ladies he’s probably not a good idea
Have you heard of that fortnite sweat loser?
Matthew drinkwater?
YES
Matthew Drinkwater that men flock to. They are always told by other boys that they are extremely handsome. They swear they aren’t gay but we all know.
Man #1- did you see that cute guy
Man #2- is that a Matthew drinkwater
Man #3- OMG YESSSSSS HES CUTE