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It's like watching paint dry, but smells like ass usually. Also beware of abbundance of free time.
Boss: What did you get done?
Worker: It was like watching trash cans dry?
Boss: What?
Worker: You know what I mean.
Boss: They are still wet though.
Worker: Exactly that's why I've been smoking for the last 5 hours I don't know why they take so long.
for a person to make something come to an end at this moment
me: name some vegetables
friend: carrot, onion, lettuce...
me: thanks
friend: ...green pepper, spinach broccoli
me: you can stop now
1. A sexual inquisition.
2. Also a request for props typically immediately following a success of some sort.
Can I get a piece of that ass?
explain something , especially by dividing it into parts
That chart looks a little complicated. Can you break it down for me?
when someone says something so cringe they should be banned from the server
paul : i like femboys
panic : Can we ban this guy?
wifi : but he likes me...
Calling someone a penguin who can fly is like saying you existence should be meaning they are to advanced for humanity it is used in a positive way
How do you do that your like a penguin who can fly!
When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)
Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face