your welcomes

what you say when someone says "thanks" (meaning more than one thank you, or many thanks). because you dont want to sound like a cheap Jew and only send back one "your welcome" for all their "thanks", you make it plural and say "your welcomes".

oh my god, tube socks.....again. thanks?
your welcomes!

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no ,your stupid

if your name is derek and you say any of these words it means that your gay and a boofer

if derek says anything it means that hes gay

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Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

To not speak, to keep to yourself.

You don't know anything man, leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!

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Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband

What you need to do if they rapin' everybody.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cuz they rapin' everybody out here.

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Your Cow

A substitute for your mom, your dad, or your face, as these are all overused.

Chloe: Hey! What's up?
Evan: Your mom!!!
Chloe: Your dad!!!
Evan: Your face!!!
Brittany: You know what you guys?
Evan and Chloe: What?
Brittany: YOUR COW!!!!!!!!

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Your Mom

The lamest possible come back known to mankind. Generally used by the people who are of lesser intelligence and cannot think of anything else.

Bob: I hate you, Tim.
Tim: Your Mom!!!! (In a high-pitched Squeal)
Bob: I've heard better come backs from a turkey sandwhich.

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your mom

A term commonly used by computer and game techies as a type of insult very loosely used. It consists of a statement turned into a suggestive insult by simply adding You *insert phrase here* your mom. This insult can be thrown back and forth with different objects of the insult with the same phrase.

Dude number one: I was looking at the clock earlier...
Dude number two: You clocked your mom!
Dude number one: you clocked your mom's mom
dude number two: you clocked you dad!
dude number one: you clocked you dog's papa's baby's momma.
dude number two: dude, you just dissed my girlfriend.

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