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Getting head while eating pasta.
Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.
A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.
Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.
Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.
Calvin wong is a wet noodle(in heavy chinese accent)
he likes wet noodle
The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure
Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.
To shove noodles in a woman’s vagina and then eat it out with chop sticks
Jake Zuschlag wants to have a noodle surprise with his girlfriend
After several rounds in hot sauna (>212°F) and hole in the ice (>32°F) combo giving ultimate relaxation. Another description is 'legal high'.
My sauna is hot and I sawed a hole in the ice. Want to reach the noodle state?
A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.
Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.
Ur mom milked my noodle last night.
Im so glad your milking my noodle.