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When a clumsy, well endowed girl hits you in the face with her boobs so hard you die, but you come back from the dead to experience that body one more time.
Be careful around Jamie. She'll ghost-boob you in a second.
breast feeding your child in the back seat of a car. perhaps amidst a traffic jam... far away from nearest exit... and the crying baby has long since chipped away at a parent's ability to judge right from wrong or care who might be looking in on your low-tint factory rear windows
When a jack-knifed truck shut down the Mass Pike last Sunday, road boob was the only thing that would quiet the baby.
The condition where it's so cold outside that your boobs turn blue from freezing temperatures. And In severe cases come with hard nipples that can cut glass.
Holy crap Linda I'm so cold I have blue boobs!
The act of sending pictures of your boobs, co-workers boobs, and friends boobs, to your husband/boyfriend on his birthday.
Dude that's awesome she had all her friends send you birthday boobs
Which boobs got in my sandwich?
Chew5Gum: DOOD I love putting my face in women's breasts and the like and it's like a BOOB SANDWHICH
Chew6Gum: That's not how you spell "sandwich." Unless it's like, "Man, which boobs got in my sandwich??!?"
Chew5Gum: The world may never know.
When you eat so many pancakes that you get so full your boobs actually grow bigger.
"Man I ate so many pancakes I think my boobs actually grew a cup size.."
"Yeah, you got some serious pancake boobs happening"
"Hey dude, did Jenny get a boob job?"
"Nah, she just ate a heap of pancakes and now she's got pancake boobs"