Random
Source Code
Random
breast feeding your child in the back seat of a car. perhaps amidst a traffic jam... far away from nearest exit... and the crying baby has long since chipped away at a parent's ability to judge right from wrong or care who might be looking in on your low-tint factory rear windows
When a jack-knifed truck shut down the Mass Pike last Sunday, road boob was the only thing that would quiet the baby.
1👍 1👎
The condition where it's so cold outside that your boobs turn blue from freezing temperatures. And In severe cases come with hard nipples that can cut glass.
Holy crap Linda I'm so cold I have blue boobs!
1👍 1👎
When a clumsy, well endowed girl hits you in the face with her boobs so hard you die, but you come back from the dead to experience that body one more time.
Be careful around Jamie. She'll ghost-boob you in a second.
1👍 1👎
This is a description of when your boobs get really sweaty. This is on those hot muggy days when everything sags and droops. Your boobs start hanging like the amazon women in the jungle and there are pools of sweat in your bra.
"Girl, it's so hot I've got jungle boobs!"
1👍 1👎
When you have a desire to have another persons boobs
1👍 1👎
The act of sending pictures of your boobs, co-workers boobs, and friends boobs, to your husband/boyfriend on his birthday.
Dude that's awesome she had all her friends send you birthday boobs
1👍 1👎
When you eat so many pancakes that you get so full your boobs actually grow bigger.
"Man I ate so many pancakes I think my boobs actually grew a cup size.."
"Yeah, you got some serious pancake boobs happening"
"Hey dude, did Jenny get a boob job?"
"Nah, she just ate a heap of pancakes and now she's got pancake boobs"
14👍 51👎