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The oral sex act of pleasuring more than two mens penises at once
He gave the ravenous hobos the ol' Jobu Jones for half a turkey sandwich
The realest down to earth type of guy..the one that most love and the person to run to in times of war and peace. That 1 person you know with out a shadow of a dout has your back.a real bad boy but a really good man Mr.fix it...he doesnt know anyone but they consider him a legend. A mythical creature that is hardly ever seen in your town...the feeling of excitement
8 wish that i was like doobie jones
Steffan Jones will munch on ya ma trust onto, sick kid him like, dont chat to him hes got rambo nashers
Steffan Jones has a maaassssivvve willy
A man of mystery no one really knows what he’s planning but him he plays the long game and loves it he watches as he controls the others around him just to amuse himself and I’ll throw anyone under himself just to get what he wants your best chance is to just stay away he’s awful cruel dubious deceitful and any other synonym you can think of if you’ve already met him it’s too late.
“Oh God it’s Jones Tuttle, just stay quiet, he can’t do anything if we don’t talk”
He's calm, cool, and collected. He's hilarious and spells crap however he wants. Good-looking and extremely nice. Confident and smart. Is rarely called by his full name and finds it strange when people do call him by that. Has lived in multiple states and is of mystery descent. Don't bother asking where he's from, because you have to be extremely brainy to figure it out.
gabriel jones is a cool, calm and collected person.
A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
A great friend who makes everyone around them happier.
Drew: Man, that Leo Jones guy is pretty cool